A running list of...

Songs that I never want to hear on the radio again:

1. Who Says You Can't Go Home-Bon Jovi 

I know i'm supposed to like all Bon Jovi songs because I live in NJ but I just can't deal with this one.  It's terrible.

2.  I'm Like a Bird-Nelly Furtado

I liked this song when I was 15. I don't like it anymore. Fly away Nelly Furtado.

3.  Unwritten-Natasha Bedingfield

I also used to like this song until The Hills completely ruined it.

4.  Anything by Fergie

I'll only listen to Fergalicious when I am indeed "working on my fitness."

Note: Black Eyed Peas songs are okay (except maybe the new one).

5.  Anything by Pink 

One time I caught myself singing along to "So What." Terrible.

6. Anything by Avril Lavigne

No explanation needed.

Skeleton Keys

As a kid, I thought skeleton keys were the best.  With one little key I had the ability to open up any lock in my path.  That fantasy quickly subsided when I realized that a skeleton key actually opens nothing. So instead I settled for hair barrettes to pick the lock on my brother's door. 

I still think they are pretty cool.  And, these key charms from Tiffany might come in at a close 2nd to those old skeleton keys I've held on to. 

And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew...

...you would see the biggest gift would be from me

and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."

Happy Weekend

These kids are amazing

I thought grade school choirs were supposed to sing

Gershwin songs and Beach Boy medleys?

A running list of..

Medical terms that would make great band names:

1-Thyroid Storm

2-Toxic Shock

3-Blueberry Muffin Baby

4-Phantom Limbs

5-Spastic Colon

6-Hemorrhagic Pancreatitis

Happy Earth Day

During the dry season in Zimbabwe, crazy tourists visit "Devil's Pool" in Victoria Falls to swim, take in the amazing view, and cheat death.  Just kidding.  The rocks form a natural wall so that you don't fall over the edge.  What if a strong current suddenly started up?

I can't decide if I would do this or not.  People wouldn't bring their kids in the pool if it wasn't safe, right?

100 Single Ladies

I love public dancing, even if it isn't spontaneous. See others 

here and here.

Honey, I want the heart, I want the soul, I want control right now.

This song is pretty great.

Two people singing into one mic is also pretty great (around the 4 min mark).

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